Status Updates From Chase Lovett Wants Me

this is SOOOO cringy.... like im done with the "my precious" like no, just say fussy, and girl ur 18 in university and ur write fanfic like a 12 year old who just discovered wattpad, and fanfic might be fine but LORD OF THE RINGS nothing in there is romantic, this could have been 2000x better if she was less into lotr fanfic and was just a regular uni girl, lotr is unnecessary

ive always thought this book was...cute... but sometimes we need chill with awkwardness...also whats with yall fucking like its ur first time in high school

bae u dont need to spill all your kinky fan fic stuff to a man u met yesterday...

This is honestly the best. This is so fucking entertaining and the Lord of the rings fanfic oh my God.