Status Updates From Shifting Gears

Like who doesn’t want a sweet, buff Canadian

hmm. sexy mechanic with huge muscles.... hmmmmmm. socially awkward ceo.... #lockedin #letsgolesbians

Thought this was gonna happen to me when a hot masc mechanic appeared after checking my Subaru but instead of hitting on me she informed me that I drove over a nail so perfectly it’s simply a part of the rubber now until I replace my tires and that she’s never seen someone do that before with concern on her face <3