Status Updates From Doorways in the Sand

“You have taken gross advantage of the loophole in your Uncle’s will because you are a playboy and a dilettante, with no real desire ever to work, to hold a job, to repay society for suffering your existence.” - I am hooked. This main character has some stuff going for him

After deciding I wanted to read this and not being able to find it at the library 4 years ago, I have found it!