Status Updates From God of Ruin (Legacy of Gods...

not cum bucket 🫡

Como es que el psicópata que le cae mal a todos me parece el más sensato?

“Bran feels too much, and I feel too little, which is why we balance each other out.” :((

‘I’ve become categorically obsessed with Mia Sokolov. My mind has filtered the whole world out, and all I see is her defiant face.
In every corner.
On every statue.
Every-fucking-where.
And now I’ve seen her again, the last thing I want to do is leave.’

“So let me know your plan. Or don’t. I’m open to surprises.” I stare at Killian “you and I are even, considering the whole Glyn situation.”

I cba he’s actually hilarious

“Happy birthday, little muse. Remember a future where you don’t belong to me doesn’t exist.”

Somebody sedate me

This is a genuine attempt at a public display of affection just Landon King style 🤣

He did all this to create a truce?? Holy shit WHAT IS HAPPENING

‘First I’m not worth it.
Now she’s fucking ashamed of me.’

Oh this is killing me

He’s performing the ultimate shit stir right now what the hell is he doing🤦🏻‍♀️😂

‘She’s the holiest view I’ve ever stumbled across, and I’m not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination.’