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"Sometimes when I’m walking past a mirror, I have to stop for a few seconds because I can’t believe how stunning I am. Like, damn.”-Rosie

Okay Narcissus

"If I so much as look at him, then I deserve to be pelted with ice.
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I deserve to be pelted with ice."

Good god I'm sobbing bahahhaa 💀💀😭✋✋

Brother????

"And I’ve decided I would like to stop existing."

Me after any minor inconvience

“Oh my god, oh my god. Oh. My god. Oh my god—”
“At this rate you’re literally going to call God down to earth,”
Girl stop 💀😭✋

“Shut up, Julius,” I snap. “I’m talking.”

Yea shut up Julius let👏her👏cook👏

“He kept looking over at you,” he says with a little grin. “At least thirty times. I counted.”
“I didn’t know you could count that high,”

Help this girl is a menace BAHHAHA 💀

" It’s a physical kind of hatred, the kind that feels like someone’s shoved their fist into my chest. The kind that makes my gums itch."

Gurl go see a periodontist, that doesn't sound normal 💀

“Are you here to select bread or a future wife? What’s taking so long?”-Sadie

Oh Sadie, the impatient woman you are 💀

I would literally cry if this ever happened to me😭