Status Updates From House of Scorpio

"I wouldn't send her to a hospital. Draco, the greatest psychiatrist in Zodiaca, could never admit that he was an incompetent diagnostician of his wife!" ....Good grief. -____-

For being a Taurus, this chick spends a lot of time crying, on the verge of crying, or wounded by someone's thoughtlessness. Tauruses are generally calm in the face of emotion -- too calm, sometimes. Our reactions erupt in a volcano, not a sea of endless sniffles.

'A mighty wind had risen from the sea & was pushing against the heavy door so strongly that she thought it must defeat her. However, with the stubborn will of the children of the Bull, she would not give up.' ....Lolz. Next time I'm struggling with that stupid heavy door at the bank, I must remember to call upon my will will to succeed as a daughter of the Bull.

SO BAD. I can't even find the plot b/c of all this zodiac-descriptor garble: 'Le Solis was leonine, indeed & very generous & kind. But why had he reacted so strongly to the sight of the little scorpion? It was an astrological truism that the Les, open & charming, were inimical to the secretive Scors. But surely, since she herself was a Libra, friendly to the fire people...?' ....The WHOLE BOOK is like this, y'all.

What the hell am I reading? Only in the 70s would this be released by a mainstream publisher.