Status Updates From Hopelessly Teavoted: A Nove...

this book is insane. it provided exactly one suspect for the crime and yep it’s him. no red herring. no other suspicious people. just one guy.

also she’s nuts because if i have like 3 months to give the devil 3 souls then i’m gonna hurry up and give the souls as soon as possible. i’m tryna get that shit done week one. i’m not waiting until the last minute. girl, it is october! you only have a few more days. what the fuck?!

this book is almost done and i have no idea what the church even has to do with anything. what was the point of that part?

these two are so horny. it’s all they talk about. every single scene. even when he was saying goodbye to his dead parents she was having sexual thoughts about him. shut up! can you like literally anything else about one another?

the giant polar bear rug growled? i figured the eccentric affectionate parents were a homage to the addams family.

what is happening? 🤨

this is not good.

this has a lot of star wars references. is this reylo fanfic? it’s hard to tell because reylo fic never has any kind of characterization. just tall man, short woman.

“he could sense the smell of her”? — weird ass phrasing. what do you mean sense? can you smell her or not?