Status Updates From Deadly Chemistry (Sex, Lies...

"I’ve finally realized that I can have as much as I’m willing to let myself have.” - Lauren Kane

Evan:“You’re not going to do anything stupid, are you?”
Mike:“Define stupid.”

Lauren:“How’s the cat doing?”
Mike:“Howled all night. Dylan threatened to poison it.”
Lauren:“Dylan did? But he’s such an animal lover!”
Mike:“Shows you how much of a head case that cat is.”

Jason:“You look a little rough. Out all night partying?”
Mike:“No, my house guest was up howling.”
Jason:“Dayum, son, did you get laid?”
Mike:“No, I got a cat.”

Mike:"I’m a master possum catcher."
Lauren:"Really?"
Mike:"No, but how hard can it be?"

Having trouble with this one. Just seems stilted, awkward.

Evan! I'm trying not to laugh but LOL!

“It was a soft, quiet kiss, that much more startling for its gentleness from this big, rough man. No big clacking together of positive and negative poles—a simple brush of lips, but more than that. Something that had been building between them for two days now, ever since she’d tripped over him on her way out of the building. ” :)