Status Updates From BLOB: A Love Story

Girl is telling the blob to think of an episode of Seinfeld to fall asleep 😭😭😭 stop
This book is starting to disappoint me and it’s pissing me off

I have mixed feelings with this book so far it’s got an interesting premise but I’m unsure if I like how it’s being executed we are just being plunged into flashbacks here and there and it’s really disrupting the flow of the story sigh