Status Updates From Honey and Heat

i’m surprised she never talked to rohit about the reason she hated him for a year. they’re just gonna keep ignoring it?

get closer to your mama, baby! appreciate her!

oh my gosh, it was a fucking mlm! i knew it. a random bitch from high school hitting you up on facebook for years about a business opportunity? yeah.

i had to stop because i had to be an adult for a few hours but now that i’m back i realize the real reason i stopped was because this shit is embarrassing. the urge to skip is strong.

if this doesn’t end up being an mlm i will be shocked.

tomorrow morning?! cynthia it’s 11pm! how the fuck do you expect anyone to be able to do that?

i love that she hates him and he’s just like “wow, she’s so beautiful. i wish she’d kiss me.☺️😍”