Status Updates From Get In Trouble: Stories

So far, I've only liked the first story ("The Summer People"). "I Can See Right Through You" was almost good, but it went in a direction that I didn't like right at the end. "Secret Identity" was just strange, in not a fun way.

I'll keep reading the book because it seems like a quick read, but I'm not sure how much I'll like it.

“I keep thinking about how that vampire, Angel, whenever he got evil, you knew he was evil because he started wearing black leather pants.[…] Does Angel the vampire keep a pair of black leather pants in his closet? Just in case? Like fat pants? Do vampires have closets? Or does he donate his pants to Goodwill when he’s good again? Because if so then every time he turns evil, he has to go buy new evil pants.”

“Biscuit saying, Did I hurt you? Is this okay? Do you want another beer? She’d wanted to kick him, make him stop trying to take care of her, and also to go on kissing him. She always felt that way around Biscuit. Or maybe she always felt that way and Biscuit had nothing to do with it.”

“‘I guess so.’ He said it grudgingly. Maybe he wished that he’d thought of it first. Maybe he didn’t think going home again was all that heroic.”

the urge to dnf.... but i persevere

“The water is only just warm when she takes her shower. Better than she deserves. Billie turns the handle all the way to the right, and then shrieks and turns it back. What you deserve and what you can stand aren’t necessarily the same thing.”

“She closes the drapes over the view, which is just another building, glass-fronted like the elevators. As if nobody could ever get anything done if the world wasn’t watching, or maybe because if the world can look in and see what you’re doing then what you’re doing has to be valuable and important and aboveboard.”