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La primera manic pixie girl de la historia. Lo mucho que hubiera amado las pastillas anticonceptivas

“America! The mythical land where people throw money away on the streets. And then came the grinding toil, the miserable wages, the work days twelve and fourteen hours long. In the end that had proved to be the real America for the immense majority: poverty and tears, humiliation and pain, homesickness and nostalgia. Like children taken in by fairy tales and led off into slavery.”

Volvía a hablar de Alejandra como quien intenta restaurar un alma ya en descomposición, un alma que habría querido inmortal pero que ahora sentía resquebrajarse y disgregarse poco a poco, como siguiendo la putrefacción del cuerpo, como si le fuera imposible sobrevivir demasiado tiempo sin su soporte y sólo pudiera perdurar en el tiempo que perdura la sutil emanación que se desprendió de aquel cuerpo en su muerte.

An old woman who lived in an adjoining tenement declared “I don’t sleep much, so I smelled smoke and tried to rouse my son and tell him there was a fire, but he’s a sound sleeper and he told me to let him alone. and I was right, you see” she added with that pride that the majority of human beings, and elderly people in particular, take in having correctly prophesied serious illnesses or fatal catastrophes.

while other children hurried through pages of Homer, bored, reading them only because they were assigned, I felt my first shudder of terror when the poet described with frightening power and almost mechanical precision, with the perversity of a connoisseur and violent, vengeful sadism, the moment when Ulysses and his companions run a red-hot stake through the great eye of the Cyclops and make it boil in its socket.

it is certain that at the end of four days of being trapped in that stinking cubicle, with their resentment of each other growing more violent, the stronger one will eat the weaker. In this case the concierge eats the maid, perhaps only bits and pieces at first, starting with her fingers, and then after hitting her over the head or knocking her senseless against the walls of the elevator, he devours the rest of her.

“And as I felt the liquid and the blood run down my cheek, I thought: “Now I am going to have to endure having the same thing done to my other eye.” Calmly, apparently without any sort of hatred (as I remember, this astonished me), the great bird finished its work on my left eye and then, drawing back a little, it repeated the same operation on my right.”

I felt the beak enter my eye, the rubbery resistance, and then it penetrating, cruelly and painfully, liquid running down my cheek. By virtue of a mechanism I’m unable to understand since it is illogical, I kept my head in the same position, as though I were endeavoring to make the great bird’s evil task easier, just as we keep our mouth open and head still in the dentist’s chair, though we suffer intense pain.

xq no me avisaron que este tipo escribía así me da fomo no haberlo leído antes

“If it were up to you, there wouldn’t even be schools.”

“If people didn’t know how to read, they wouldn’t be turned into idiots by newspapers and magazines. Unfortunately, even if they were illiterate, other marvels of progress would still exist: radio, television. It would be necessary to pierce children’s eardrums and pluck their eyes out. But this would be a more difficult program to carry out.”