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Ugh I loveeee those books

Weon que triste 😭

COMOOOO???

Solo una cosa les pido: YA BESENSE PORFA 🙏🏻

Me encanta la Izzy wn que linda 💓

“We might not have been written in the stars above, but I made sure we were in these.”

okay, that’s actually very sweet.

“Don’t cry, pretty girl. I’ll be back soon,”

EWWWW why did i just get the biggest ick from him calling her “pretty girl”?? 🥴💀🥴💀🥴💀 there’s nothing inherently wrong with that nickname, it’s just that, to me, it sounds like something you’d call your dog, not your fake gf lolololololol

I understand that we all have some confidence issues, but the fact that Izzy keeps thinking that Noah will get tired of her (even though he’s been nothing but loving) is getting soooo annoying! Like, girl, stop with the self deprecating whining!!!

well they have FINALLY told the other they like them 😮‍💨 we still have 22% to go though, and idk how much the author can drag this, at this point 🥴😵‍💫

lol, it’s been months and Noah didn’t even tell his best friend about his fake gf. That’s how irrelevant this friend is 🥴

“On my loneliest days, when it’s dark and rainy and nothing can distract me, I wish I had someone next to me. It’s that gnawing feeling that crawls out whenever I spend too much time in my own head. The feeling that I’ll never find someone to spend my quiet hours with, someone to share in the mundane parts of my life, someone on the other end of the phone to look at the same moon.”

that hit close to home

“I wish I was a character in one of [her books] so that all my decisions could be plotted out for me by someone else, and so I could get my happy ending.”

girl me too

“I don’t know what Izzy and I are doing anymore. Obviously, we both have feelings for each other”

UGHHHHHH so you are aware your feelings are reciprocated!!!! then why am I still hereeeeeeee??? 😫😫😫😫😫 such a waste of time!

okay so if the ex Izzy was trying to get rid of was expelled, then why are you still fake dating?

Ryan (Izzy’s ex) is cartoonishly antagonistic.

“Then I doom scroll until midnight and question my entire existence.”

she’s real for that

the yearning and pining doesn’t even work because both of them are doing it for no reason. just date for real, for fuck’s sake! this conflict and internal turmoil each of them has feels so forced…

“When Noah touches me like this, it gets harder to pretend that this is still fake. I feel special, like I’m something precious he wants to keep forever. I don’t want this to end, but we set an expiry date before it even began.”

this whole conflict feels so artificial because they literally both like each other!!! just date for real, omg 🙄🥱

okay i am LOVING this so far

they both strongly suspect that the other likes them back and yet the book is gonna drag for hundreds of pages, still… 🫩🥱

“I like her a lot. I want this thing between us to become real. I want us to stop pretending we can’t see what’s right in front of us. And I think she wants that, too.”

Halfway through the book and I’m wondering “what am i still doing here? This story could be finished already!” 🫤

“that simple kiss to the back of my hand has me wanting to tell him the biggest secret I’ve got right now—that I really like him.”

she has fully accepted that she straight up likes him and we’re not even halfway through the book 😑 is the rest of the story just gonna drag for no reason? 🫥