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BRUH SHE MISSPELLED KELCE WTF

WTF DO YOU MEAN KARMA IS THE ONLY CHEERFUL SONG ON MIDNIGHTS THAT ISN’T TIED TO JOE ALWYN THE LYRICS LITERALLY SAY ‘KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE SCREEN (ie the actor ie JOE) COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME’ HOW IS THIS WOMAN ALLOWED TO TEACH A COURSE

I don’t think anyone has ever misunderstood an album more than this author misunderstood ’folklore’ wdym ‘this is me trying is about relationship struggles’ ma’am she’s openly addressed what it’s actually about 😭 if I wasn’t so close to the end I’d dnf this cause this feels like ragebait atp, glad it’s a library book and not one I spent money on

MAAM THE SONG IS CALLED MISS AMERICANA AND THE HEARTBREAK PRINCE, NOT KID?!?! how can she teach a course on this if she can’t even get the song titles right 😭

lots of interesting stuff in here and good literary analysis but MY GOD MAREN MORRIS IS ON A ‘FEARLESS’ VAULT TRACK, NOT ‘RED’, THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF ALL TOO WELL IS 5 MINUTES LONG, NOT 3, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD if you’re going to quote song lyrics get them right (‘the walls we crashed through’ in Long Live, not whatever she says about breaking)