Status Updates From Пожиратель душ в Оксфорде (...

This miscommunication trope is going to make this a DNF if it continues very long. Your mother is a brilliant paleontologist in her early 50s but you've decided that she's too frail to be told that she brought you a real Egyptian artifact and it has now cursed you. 🙄 You also seem to think that she doesn't know you're a witch even though she knows her mother is and told her not to tell you.