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Troy Terwilliger
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Her affectionate and undeniably sweet nickname for her father, “bitch-tits”.
— Jul 10, 2026 09:07AM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Commentary on a little person as a little spark-plug… hilarious. Maybe she was a comedian in a Renaissance past life?
— Jul 10, 2026 09:02AM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Getting jumped by three girls of color but calling them Destiny’s Child is not a joke that would fly these days.
— Jul 09, 2026 05:19PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Joking about bestiality is a cheap comedy trade trick but it is funnier these days since no one will be offended about its race or gender.
— Jul 09, 2026 04:51PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Shameless and outrageous. Maybe one of the last comedians who could pull this off.
— Jul 09, 2026 04:36PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Chelsea’s commentary on her childhood family and her precociousness in the face of a wild world is the root of her comedic satire.
— Jul 09, 2026 03:50PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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“This extra weight my father referred to…has been there for 30 years.”
— Jul 09, 2026 03:37PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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“There was more moral supervision at the Neverland Ranch than there was in my home..”
— Jul 09, 2026 03:05PM
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Troy Terwilliger
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Between lying about knowing Goldie Hawn and grilling her parents about her future dowry.. hard to love.
— Jul 09, 2026 02:58PM
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