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this is fucking crazydbfjfnjf

lowkey bored. lowkey annoyed

“At the makeup mirror of the woman I work for, I put her mascara up inside each nostril until my nose hair looks thick and full. Then I catch a bus.” this is so funny what

palahniuk is a brett easton ellis son

zaluje po raz setny ze pozyczam od kogos ksiazke i ze ona kurde nie jest moja bo jest tak dobra...

« All the studio apartments in my neighborhood are the same as a warm toilet seat. Somebody was there just a second before you and somebody will be there the minute you get up. » 💀