Status Updates From Female Fantasy: A Novel

i’m trying to not cringe at joonie being the cringiest

i’m lowkey on a romance kick rn and this is PEAK!!!

Girl you can’t possibly be that stupid… who gives up that kind of info to strangers omg

“You swore you’d give this one a real shot!”
“I did! I really did, Tey. You don’t get it. This guy was capital-w the Worst. He told me that if he had daughters, he would name every single one after his mother, Elizabeth. So, like, one daughter named Eliza. Another named Beth. One named Liz. One called—”
“Okay, enough. I get it,”

Se consigue unos tipos bien raros jajajja

“Dining alone, then, miss?” he asks.
I smile and shake my head. “I’ve got company.”
The waiter walks away, confused, his brows furrowed and his head hanging low.
And I take out my book and begin to read.


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