Status Updates From Audrey Exposed

Review to come

"Masturbation just seems weird, lame, lonely. I don't know. I've never seen the appeal."

Oh hun, you don't know what your missing!

"Don't act like you weren't using me too, Audrey. It was mutually beneficial." "... you used me. For free, I may add."

“Sorry. I just really hate stupid people who make stupid emotional decisions."

Spoken by the heroine...So far I'm impressed!!

"I can't help it," she says, when we get to bed. "I'm constantly horny. I think about sex from the minute I wake up to the minute I go to sleep. Then I dream about it— you,"

This was a total surprise... and what a delight. So much more that the blurb... or even the initial set up. If one is willing to have patience... this will pay off 10 fold in the end.

« I’ve seen a lot of pussy. A lot. I’m not going to go on about how beautiful and exquisite they are. Like how they resemble petals on a flower. I don’t care.
It’s bullshit. Vagina’s aren’t hot. Neither are dicks, but rub them the right way and
a person can hear music. »

I've seen a lot of pussy. A lot. I'm not going to go on about how beautiful and exquisite they are. Like how they resemble petals on a flower. I don't care. It's bullshit. Vaginas aren't hot. Neither are dicks, but rub them the right way and a person can hear music."

This was a total surprise... and what a delight. So much more that the blurb... or even the initial set up. If one is willing to have patience... this will pay off 10 fold in the end.

"Toward the back is huge display of "personal devices".
All shapes, colors and sizes.
- Oooh! I cry, grabbing one with rhinestones... So pretty."

I am really enjoying this book!
Audrey's journey is only beginning and I'm not in a hurry to let her and Graham go... I wasn't expecting this!

This book is one giant case of lady blue balls!

Really digging this book... it is Not the Norm of blah blah romance etc... it is actually covering real concerns and making it very relatable.
Unfortunately, I am seeing writing on the wall about a few things... and I have sad anticipation about them :(

Perfect timing for this book! Loving it!

Perfect timing for this book! Loving it!

"My vagina isn't completely broken. It just won't accept a dick. Maybe I'm allergic to cock." . Her inner monologue is hilarious!

"I'm a twenty-four year old virgin with a broken vagina. I can't even give that shit away.". OMG. I love her inner monologue.