Status Updates From Colin Gets Promoted and Doo...

Don’t be scared of the monster under ur bed. It’s ur way to a promotion. Lmao

“I kept expecting to feel bad about what I’d done to Andrea and Gerald, but I didn’t. Not even a little bit. This struck me as somewhat worrying. Didn’t that mean I was a psychopath?”

Yeah Colin, you are. It’s kind of funny though. Fall! Fall to the prey of power!

Colin is complicated.

The angel was actually funny 👏

I’m going to be extremely sad when I finish this. It’s dark, it’s cute, it’s funny, it’s somehow oddly relatable, and the characters are fantastic.

Amira is a genius particle physicist investigating multiple dimensions, and Colin works at a company summoning beings from other dimensions…Will she discover one? I see what you’re putting down here Mark Waddell

OHHHH Dark Enterprises summons supernatural entities in modern society using black magic! Colin is just a dude who wants world domination and has ambitious goals. Let’s see how he dooms the world.

“At 12 years old, I learned how the world really works.
Most people call this middle school…this was my first brush with hierarchies of status and power, the invisible ladder that defines our existence in a collective society. Here’s the thing nobody tells you: status and power are limited resources. The system is designed not just to elevate the few but to ensure most never get close to the top.”

“Besides, Human Resources was important — as Ms. Kettering reminded us all the time, without the resources we extracted from our human subjects the entire company would grind to a halt.”

We’re in Hell and are the employees demons?? Is Colin human?

What an absolute treat. I will officially read anything this author puts out.