Status Updates From Saber-Tooth: A Novel in Verse

The evil saber-tooth tiger looming over the narrative like an abusive invisible spectre is sending me omg.

I'm lowkey very bored. The pacing is glacial and this author is making some odd choices about poem structure. If you're playing with how the poem LOOKS, it should be for a reason other than breaking up the way the page looks. If you have three columns of text, I'm expecting you can read the poem across AND down the three columns and it will make sense. This isn't the case here.