Status Updates From sorry i keep crying during sex

“okay, last fun fact i swear. did you know they dumped Osama Bin Laden’s body in the ocean because no country wanted to claim it? i relate to this because Finnegan dumped me”

GIRLLLL. the laugh i just let out

darky funny, chaotic, and truly like reading a best friend’s fucked up diary in the best way possible. also love the narration for the audiobook

“He kissed me: vanilla and chocolate and arrow through the heart pink”

Weird horny aside about the young navy seal who was there when Osama Bin Laden was killed

“I grab the shower handle and twist it past the bright red temperature strip. Within seconds the steam clouds the stall, holding me in a cloud of warm loneliness”

“A professor said he lived by the words ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’ and I asked him, a queer man in his 50s and I asked him if he thought the oppressive state government of America was his enemy. He said yes. For the record. I agree. I wrote my final paper on his philosophy. My thesis was if America was his enemy, Osama Bin Laden must be his friend”

lol on Osama Bin Laden: “Some people are going to criticize me for, and I quote, humanizing a terrorist. Let me remind you that while y’all were busy with terrorism and being racist about it, I was being molested, so thanks a lot”

“The inherent risk of communicating your needs and asking someone to stop or pause or adjust or change during sex immediately puts you at the crossroads of rape and not rape. If you never ask someone to stop, pause, adjust or change during sex, then you don’t reach those crossroads.”