Status Updates From Zkažená říše (Divoká říše, #4)

“They’re a little tougher, but I’m their bitch.”
I tilted my head.
Chirp!
“No, I meant they’re my bitch.” Opie huffed, his hands on his hips. “I’m the bitch! No, no, that doesn’t sound right.”
Chirp!
“Fuck my life.” Ash waved at the scanner. “Shut up and do something, both of you, before we are all dead bitches.”
EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

LUKAS ASH AND KEK HAD A THREESOME?

“Like I said, ignore him. His ego is all puffed up and obscenely massive.” I rolled my eyes.
“And if you recall, princess.” Warwick peered over his shoulder at me. “So is my dick.”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So you’re telling me Eliza, Simon, Killian, AND Zander are dead?

HUHHHH THERES NO LINKS?

So we’re js thrown into the thick of it right away? Cool.

Her mom was a necromancer. I called that, and she just met her

I’m eating this series up. I must keep the train going. I do, in fact, have a Pink Slush Alani in my system. We’ll see what we can do tonight