Status Updates From Wine and Gun Vol. 1

«—Ahora este patrón de oración tiene que actualizarse nuevamente: nunca pensó que tendría sexo con otra persona al lado del cadáver en la escena del crimen, "más de una vez".»

😭😭😭 LOS AMO.MATCHEAN TAN BIEN SU FREAK

ok ya acabó el semestre así q terminamos esto en los próximos tres días o me mato

LLAMEN A DIOS SE ESTÁ PONIENDO ANGSTY

There's something really funny about Al and Herstal going back and forth at each other and, at every misfortune the other encounters, just me as the reader whispering out, "Nooo. My baby ;u;".

I'm not ready for this to be over. LOL I need more of these silly people. It's going to be so frickin' hard to wait on book 2!!! ToT

YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME A CHAPTER THAT HAPPENS 3 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND THEN TEL ME THERE ARE SEVEN BOOKS PLANNED FOR THIS! ToT OH MY GOD I NEED MORE OF THIS SERIES Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my cod I cannot stop reading this. ITS SO GOOD! ToT I NEED THE SECOND BOOK NOW

Wait no -- The thing about Cain and Abel is *really* good though! I think I'm going to devour this book.

I feel like the author to this was very big into shows like Hannibal and Dexter. Which case if that do be true, then I feel like this is going to be a wildly fun ride.

alba quiere cln todas sus fuerzas matar a herstal 😭😭

ya me gustó

NOT THIS BOOK MENTIONING MY HOMETOWN SALT LAKE CITY IN VOL 1!!!WHAT IS THIS HONOR!! 😱
Utah was notorious for crazy serial killers in the 70s and 80s. I looked up to see if there was a beheader with an axe of recent here and found nothing. 🤔

Reading about one serial killer blowing another serial killer after teasing us with 6 pages of the formal pulling the latter's zipper down and whipping their ya know, out is 😳

Okaaaaay! Phew... We here now... I see!! This is going to be a spicy book! 🤣

What the chapter 7 giving us MAJOR spoilers!
Now I need the rest!!!!

What do you meaaaaan one of them "died"???

What happened after the other was imprisoned but not found guilty of being the serial killer!! What!!!!

I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

Stressed out?
Order a cocktail!
Oh, but you must say it by the "proper" name or else the bartender will refuse service.

It often made him wonder whether Olga chose this place specifically to torment him. After a brief silence, bye looked up from the drink menu and expressionlessly said to the bartender, "Glory Hole, thank you."

PFFFFT! 🤣

How to court a serial killer?
— a serial killer

Pomogranites= a slap to the ass. 😘
Not sure if this is a flirty ass slap 👋🏼🍑 or a "punishment" slap.

Knowing the Sunday Gardner, it's the first. 😂