Status Updates From Hell's Heart

i need someone to tell me how many times i’m gonna read the word sperm in this book. pls. it can’t keep happening.

I’m sure if you read Moby Dick before reading the Space Moby Dick adaptation, this would be less insane. Still, this is crazy.

“It was definitely the most bored I’d been while horizontal in a good long while.” RIDICULOUS

i was distracted by hockey but now i’m back

I’m so sad because I was so excited for this book, but I’m considering DNFing. I’ve been trying to get better about just letting go of books when I’m not enjoying them, but I REALLY wanted to like this one.

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So far this book feels like a punishment for having started out the year so well :(

I was so excited for this book but the main character is that bland sort of quirky, tough queer woman who thinks about sex and killing stuff or whatever caricature that comes from wanting to create a gritty setting without actually knowing how to build realistic characters within that setting. Hope that makes sense. I’m annoyed already.

10 pages in and the narrator is already gideon nav reincarnated 🙂‍↕️