Status Updates From Resolvemos asesinatos

Fewer old people, but still just as cute as his order series

“I bought a house, and that burned down. Then I bought a diamond ring, and my husband gave that to a Romanian gymnast. So I bought a racehorse and I bought this speedboat.”
“What happened to the racehorse?”
“Don’t ask. Mafia.”
“It’s taking on a lot of water,” says Amy.
“That’s life,” says Rosie. “We take on a lot of water. The trick is to keep moving.”

I want to be Rosie

“But she was bored, and when you’re bored it’s important to make things happen.”

That reminds me of that thing they say “depression cant hit a moving target” or smth like that 😂 cheers to that rosie