Status Updates From My Favorite Uncle

"Uncle Martin seemed to be saying that because his parents sent him to The Renewal Center, they weren’t good Christians and that Carter could be a better Christian by ignoring what they’d done. Obviously, Uncle Martin had not spent much time at church. Sending their kids to a place like The Renewal Center was exactly what good Christians did, and Carter didn’t want anything to do with good Christians ever again."

Carter is a brat. A confused and gullible bratty slutty BRAT.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is too much! Hockey puck indeed, as Carter would say it. This kid was just latent slut!!! Lock him up in his room, Uncle Martin! XD)))

Great minds thought alike, eh Martin? Carter? You cared about each other; just admit it! After all, you're family! :-)

OMG Carter, you were still so gullible. Drag racer indeed...LMAO

"So how long is he here for?" "That's the thing, I don't know." "He's not on vacation?" "No. He's gay." "Gay people go on vacation. Trust me." Oooh Mr. Thornton, you always amuse me with these sort of dialog!! :D

Bahahaha..., Martin was just want to watch (and enjoy) his favourite porn in peace. You people should've stopped bothering him!!! XD))

You live your life like it's some kind of nuclear fallout shelter. The walls are three feet thick, you have enough food to last through nuclear winter and you're the only one in there.