Status Updates From Disco Witches of Fire Island

saur loike I kinda foolishly thought this a play off of a real thing more than it actually is and when I realized it wasn’t I kinda lost interest…for now anyways. gonna return this and use my credit for something a little more juicy 🤤

this may very well be my first dnf since 2023. the concept is so cool but the writing itself is so appallingly bad, it feels wasted tbh. so disappointing :(

I thought they would be like. Actual witches