Status Updates From Baby Bruise

I had to take a break, otherwise I'm pretty sure I would have gotten through this in one sitting.

So far? I feel an impending sense of dread, and I think that is just due to being old. If you spent your teenage years sneaking out, hanging out with people you shouldn't, doing things you shouldn't, getting crushes on people you shouldn't, and crying over crushes? This book is for you.