Status Updates From Curvy Cabin Fever

And of course she's pregnant - shocker - and only the most generic reveal ever.

It was previously alluded to that Damien had some nefarious background that meant he was always vigilant and protective, but now he is an architect who apparently works at the cabin that Rhett owns and usually rents out through AirBnB - which is how the whole mixup happened to kick this thing off - WTF

Oh! She has clothes and a suitcase again!

Typical AI continuity issues…Damien and aria return to find Rhett and Morgan in the living room…but then in Morgan and Rhett’s POV they are in a bedroom.

Morgan tells FMC that he's never felt this way about anyone and never thought he could feel this way...just a few chapters after declaring Rhett is the love of his life. Um, okay. Also, why did she have to borrow Rhett's coat when she has a pink puffer jacket that's been mentioned multiple times.

The storm ended when Rhett was shoveling a few chapters ago, but now it's ending again.

And she just forgives Rhett for saying the worst possible crap to her AND then becomes all sultry minx for him and they fall into bed like it's nothing. WTF - this has to be AI

"He tastes like sex and peanut butter and everything I shouldn't want but do." - ummmmmm....

Cue generic, unrealistic bi-awakening...sigh.

Ah, insta-love. They've hardly spoken, but two of the guys are all possessive and calling her "mine" and "ours" when it's been like two days. And again, FMC is all over the place like the worst enactment of "Should I stay or should I go" ever.

Ope! Back to self loathing! I’m getting whiplash

Are you kidding me?? She’s all “but I’m gross” and feeling all insecure but all of a sudden tells Rhett he’s jealous like she’s the queen of the world…wha the hell?

Is it a thunderstorm or a snow storm?? wtf??? AI??

She came to stay in the cabin but didn’t bring clothes or a toothbrush? What??? How does that make sense? This is insanely bad and all the glowing reviews make me sick.

So far, not even a little impressed. To be a curvy girl you apparently have to eat like shit, feel awful about yourself, and be cheated on by an ex (who had to be with a skinny blonde) - not hooking me with the stereotypes. And don’t get me started on the first two chapters from two of the guys’ perspectives. Was going to DNF, but feeling the need to finish so I can gif an honest review.