Status Updates From Lucky Girl: A Novel

"You can't live like the older generation, who stayed in pathetic marriages their whole lives. Can you really have bad sex for the next forty years? No, there's only two ways out of this--poison him or divorce him."

"A grandchild is a new lease on life after your children have left you. A grandchild makes you feel light with play, your memory sharp from the tales you must pass down, and your heart soft from all the love they give you."