Status Updates From Wearing the Lion

Okay now we're dragging a bit.

I just started this, but when the first sentence is "Good news, Heavens", announces my dipsh*t husband.", the tone has clearly been set. This won't get much more than 3 stars from me, profanity laced pages turn me off, and I dind it to be lazy writing. I'm not a prude, and goodness knows I have a mouth, a couple of times is fine, but it's every couple of sentences and it just wears me out.

This really isn't anything like I expected.

the streets (ctrl+F) are saying hylas isn’t even in this…

Started sobbing as soon as we met Cerberus.

This feels a lot like Forgotten Beasts of Eld, which I never expected.