Status Updates From Metes and Bounds: A Novel

Finis! That was grrreeeaaaat! 🐯 😁

“Tony, do you think the family will ever get over it—the gay thing?” I asked[...]
Tony took a sip of his coffee, then said. “You know that the family doesn’t approve of me, but that’s no great loss. Hell, their disapproval is as steady and consistent as love. It’s something I’ve always been able to count on.”

Now how was I going to take this conversation seriously when the dude was named Tiger? How, I ask you?

Alright, let's try this again.

Wait. Tiger is a person? 😲 I was thinking it was a pet's name. I don't know if I can handle this.