Status Updates From Chinese Thought: from Confu...

Using this as eye-bleach, as I'm now having to read "The Rise of Endymion" chapter-by-chapter, after I am done with my nightly chapter of the aforementioned.

Daoists bangers: "If my left fore-arm were changed into a cock, I would use it to learn the time of dawn. If my right fore-arm became a crossbow, I'd use it to bring down a bird for roasting. If my buttocks were transformed into wheels and my spirit into a horse, then I would ride; what other carriage would I need?"