Status Updates From Much Ado about Nothing

“But manhood is melted into cur’sies, valor into compliment, and men are only turn’d into tongue, and trim ones too. He is now as valiant as Hercules that only tells a lie, and swears it. I cannot be a man with wishing, therefore I will die a woman with grieving.” Beatrice te adorooooooooo

“LEON.
Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.
BEAT.
Not till God make men of some other mettle than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmaster’d with a piece of valiant dust? To make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl? No, uncle, I’ll none. Adam’s sons are my brethren, and truly I hold it a sin to match in my kinred.”
MY F ROLE MODEL!!! DIVA

"I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest."

i lowk didn’t understand any of this at all.