Status Updates From The Iliad

I’m actually bored.

Zeus awakes to find Hera’s treachery, only to promise her that Troy will fall if Patroclus dies; and so Patroclus goes into war, wearing Achille’s armour, with Apollo and Hector finally killing him; there, Patroclus is brought back to a mourning Achilles and Briesis (who mourns his kindness towards her), where Thetis pulls a favor to make new armour for Achilles (my favourite chapter so far)…