Status Updates From The Widow

Wow I just read the book’s description on Goodreads and literally none of that has occurred yet. How am I over 1/3 of the way into the book and NONE of the main plot points in the SIMPLE BOOK DESCRIPTION have occurred yet. Absolutely not, Brynn’s quitting OOPS

I’m 34% in and approximately nothing has happened yet.
How do I keep getting dud after dud. This is the third book in a row that I’m contemplating DNF on which I rarely ever do. But this thing is just SO slow so I’m think I’m done w it