Status Updates From Deeply Examined

BRB… I have to go throw up.

I’m calling the police.
On myself.
For still reading this book.

“Usually, you can tell a lot about someone based on the books they read. Sci-fi, they like politics and have a good imagination. Historical fiction, they like war and figuring out how events in the past affect us today. Romance readers are hopeful—they think everyone can be redeemed.”

First of all. I didn’t choose this book the algorithm did. But also: “But if he messes with you, if he hurts you, just know that I have a law degree and a deep well of rage at my disposal.”