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Read this at night during a thunderstorm, and a tornado watch, with flashes of lighting, and the tick-tick-tick of rain on glass that sounds suspiciously like a fingernail tap.

And then my cat hid behind the couch, and was startled by the kitten, which made her emit a demonic growl. That came from behind me. Where the window is.

And my soul almost left my body.