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“I mean, look, food is food,” James is saying. “I’m not too proud to eat robot meat. But how many grams of protein do you think is in robot meat? More than a regular fish? Less? Just because I’m on vacation doesn’t mean I stop trying to hit my daily goals, you know?”

love james

“I love lasagna,” says Jeff. “Do you—do you love lasagna?”
When she ignores him for the second time, I start to feel bad for the guy hoping to cut the organs out of my corpse. I sit up and turn to face him. “For what it’s worth, Jeff, I fucking love lasagna.”
Jeff screams.”

had to giggle

“Kenji’s jaw drops open.” “You two are disgusting. This whole situation is disgusting. I hate everyone in this room.”
“Except for me,” I point out.
“Except for you,” he says, nodding. He hesitates, then frowns. “Wait, no, I’m still mad at you.”

I love Kenji so much haha