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Katie Huggins
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-Even my young,art assistant,Jill,has caught the worry bug;suggesting someone follow me on the road-to be sure your safe-which I reject.I could tell that my friends of my own age were also concerned.Even my criminal buddies were appalled;carry a gun one warned,take mace another ordered&even the closest of my baltimore convict friends had sent me a hand written drawing that said BeMore Careful-
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— Jun 26, 2026 07:33PM
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Katie Huggins
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“One contemptuous man is staring at me from his vehicle with hatred& he mouths ‘f*** you’ before he peels off.Another woman says ‘I hate your movies!’&when she drives away,she tries to hit me with her car!”
“I debate telling the cops that Woody has been driving without sleep for a few days,but I don’t because,well,I’m from Baltimore,I’m no snitch.”
^atta boy,Johnny!
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— Jun 24, 2026 06:16PM
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“I debate telling the cops that Woody has been driving without sleep for a few days,but I don’t because,well,I’m from Baltimore,I’m no snitch.”
^atta boy,Johnny!
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Katie Huggins
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“I don’t worry that I won’t be able to get a ride here from the middle of nowhere. I have a magic asshole and a new head of hair…. For 3 more hours at least”
I cannot get over the ridiculousness of this… it DEFINITELY will not be for everyone. 😅
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— Jun 23, 2026 08:26PM
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I cannot get over the ridiculousness of this… it DEFINITELY will not be for everyone. 😅
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Katie Huggins
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“When Celebrating the very act of not thinking and feeling safe in this space of trucker sexuality. Who needs intellectuals when you’re having fun?”
“Hey, my diet pill is wearing off.”
“Hey, that’s from hairspray, I thought you hated that movie?”
“Well I liked that LINE!”
This is John Waters, of COURSE it’s going to be vulgar, manic, and gay. lol 😂
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— Jun 22, 2026 08:33PM
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“Hey, my diet pill is wearing off.”
“Hey, that’s from hairspray, I thought you hated that movie?”
“Well I liked that LINE!”
This is John Waters, of COURSE it’s going to be vulgar, manic, and gay. lol 😂
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Debbie
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Taking a break—not sure I can finish this. I love listening to John Waters when he talks to Terry Gross—he is articulate, intelligent, and very funny, but this book—the first third of it, at least—was just too raunchy, or maybe a better word is filthy—for me.
— Jun 09, 2026 04:45PM
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Katie Huggins
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“Something putrid this way comes” LOL
I hail from Baltimore so naturally I love John Waters;He is uniquely creative + candidly weird +whom I consider to be a rare gem of a human who marches to the beat of his own drum.
I thought this was a memoir of him trekking from Bmore to San Francisco—but it has been a work of fiction thus far.Tis Funny but raunchy;Def won’t be for everybody
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— May 30, 2026 09:19PM
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I hail from Baltimore so naturally I love John Waters;He is uniquely creative + candidly weird +whom I consider to be a rare gem of a human who marches to the beat of his own drum.
I thought this was a memoir of him trekking from Bmore to San Francisco—but it has been a work of fiction thus far.Tis Funny but raunchy;Def won’t be for everybody
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