Status Updates From Mother of Rome

Congrats! You’ve gone from offensive to okay, but seriously boring. How do you make meeting a god in the forest boring? Not to mention the placement of modern beauty standards onto ancient Roman individuals. Rhea is being portrayed as a dark and unholy woman, who’s not really good at anything but super interesting and pretty. Dead mom trope, evil aunt trope, and it’s hard to tell the setting in time and place.

Why is this so good??