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Moses is a billion times better than me because what do you mean God commanded me to climb Mount Sinai and fast for 40 days so he can write his commandments and when I come home I discovered that my brother built a calf relic and my homies started worshipping it 😭😭

He was gone 40 days 😭😭 not 40 years 😭😭 these Israelites really do be something 😭😭

I started reading this book to debunk the existence of God. Oh well, consider me humbled because I found Him instead.

The biblical connections started leaping from the pages, how the Old Testament perfectly correlates with the New Testament and NO ONE except an Omnipotent Being could correlate so perfectly the multiple POV written by different people. 🤯

Had I told my 2025 self that she would start believing in God again, she definitely would sedate me with Haloperidol and accuse me of having a severe case of religious psychosis,