Status Updates From Alien Jeopardy (Mated & Afr...

Five girls get picked to be on an alien Survivor/dating reality show. Seemed fun.

Nope. Just no.

So many cliffhangers and plots are scattered, very sloppy. Even the MMC calling her female still didn't sit right with me.

I really don't like it when erotica is from MMC's POV and he said "my 🍆 is hard" even though he's just talking about finding his mate. The writer's a woman and she really wrote that men think with their 🍆.

Also I didn't like January Bell's older book series but I have to try this one because the cover art and the synopsis are intriguing.

So far so good besides what I've talked beforehand.

" “Chugga chugga choo choo,” I moan. "
This book was recommended to me as a punishment, i now firmly believe.

“She needs food,” Rex intones. “So she can serve me cunt. I will eat this girl dinner.”
If i read another TikTok inspired sentence i might just jump in front a d9 bulldozer

Bitch what did you just say

Oh my god