Status Updates From Whisky Business

ai gente, que ranço dessa mina

“You need to leave and I won’t ever try to hold you back. But how about this… when you go, what if I just keep on loving you. For the rest of my life. Would that be okay?”
oh ok cause tears wanted to be shed ig

“As humans, we demanded a beginning and end to make sense of the world around us. But for this, there would be an after, but no end. My love for her was as boundless as the mountain we lay upon. When she left me, my love would remain, burning just as fiercely as it did now. ”
this man just has a way with words omllll

mal u deserve everything you want and more i swearrr

“Had he run here? 
Yes. Instinct gave me the answer I knew he’d deny to the back teeth. ”
sigh i love him

“If she texted tomorrow, I wouldn’t respond.”
spoiler alert: he did :)
watching him be so hopelessly in denial about his feelings is the best part i swearrr

omg not him rehearsing the convos b4 thats so cute omg im so protective over him now omg malcolm macabe get behind me don’t listen to the haters

This is so cute

This is so cute

“He should narrate the smutty audiobooks I loved to listen to. It would be like having a sexier James McAvoy whisper in your ear. And James McAvoy was exceedingly hot.”
as a fellow james mcavoy fan i alr love this book