Status Updates From Plant Lady

Amending my prior statement, this is "what if Giulia Tofana ran a plant shop, but also whacked the men herself depending on the situation? but make it cozy"

I see why this considered a 'dark cozy' novel because there's a cozy vibe but...it's definitely got some more graphic scenes

Okay. so this is basically "what if Giulia Tofana ran a plant shop? But make it cozy" like not exactly, but it's there

There are some pretty distressing things happening, but it's so distant all at once. I'm not really that moved

"This batch had outlived its usefulness"

I didn't even know cozy horror (thriller?) was possible, but ok!