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Zana
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‘“—rice is the tool of oppression, a tool that the bureaucrats use to control the lower classes, therefore white is the enemy. We must aim to visualize our true forms, our perfect forms, that the Grand Kami has divined for us. We are Black excellence. In our Blackness, we are divine. Release yourself from your shackles, my Sistahs, and free your mind.”’
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— Feb 12, 2026 09:18AM
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Zana
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‘Across from us on the other side of the shore, the Hotep Gundam said, taken aback, “A white cat, my Sistahs?! Don’t you know that white is the enemy’s color? White is the color of rice, and rice is the tool—”’
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— Feb 12, 2026 09:17AM
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Zana
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‘“...How bright the world would be if we all nurtured the light of little girls.”
“As bright as the summer sun,” I murmured.’
Awww I like these lines
— Feb 12, 2026 09:00AM
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“As bright as the summer sun,” I murmured.’
Awww I like these lines
Zana
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“I flipped through my mental pages of the Sistah Samurai bestiary, searching for what sort of demon could possess multiple people at once, for surely the warlords were also infected. I frowned when I realized what we were facing—a demon that had plagued the Sistah Samurai ever since its inception.
The Misogyny Demon.”
Misogyny demon???
— Feb 12, 2026 07:35AM
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The Misogyny Demon.”
Misogyny demon???
Zana
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“...Once I felt strong enough to stand, I picked myself up and reached for my swords. I smiled, finally knowing the name of them:
Blue-eyes and White-dragon.”
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— Feb 11, 2026 11:57PM
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Blue-eyes and White-dragon.”
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Zana
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‘The Brotha Monk looked grim as he answered, “That was Warlord Tyrone, a friend to fuck niggas everywhere, and the leader of The Alliance of Hotep Warlords.”’
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— Feb 11, 2026 05:30AM
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Zana
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‘“Tell our father that I’m done running away,” I told him. Then, I cocked back my leg and kicked loose dirt onto his front-laced white shoes.
“NO!!!!!!!!” he cried out like a wounded animal.’
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— Feb 11, 2026 12:10AM
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“NO!!!!!!!!” he cried out like a wounded animal.’
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Zana
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“He hovered taller than me, even though I was the tallest of the two of us. Perhaps he refused to put his feet on the ground to face that small insignificant piece of reality that seemed like a lifeline right now.”
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— Feb 11, 2026 12:09AM
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Zana
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‘“I left the hood a long time ago.”
The ninja scoffed. She stood and with her free hand, adjusted the large black hood over her face, before declaring, “Once a hood ninja, always a hood ninja.”’
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— Feb 05, 2026 03:38PM
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The ninja scoffed. She stood and with her free hand, adjusted the large black hood over her face, before declaring, “Once a hood ninja, always a hood ninja.”’
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Zana
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‘“What about this?” Kayla asked, eagerly. She thrust forward the pink wand she had picked up from the demon we defeated.
The prophet took it and poked at it with his finger. ... He made some dramatic whirling motions with it. Finally, he answered her, “This is the special weapon of a moon princess that shoots heart beams and moon dust.”’
Lol what
— Feb 04, 2026 05:35PM
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The prophet took it and poked at it with his finger. ... He made some dramatic whirling motions with it. Finally, he answered her, “This is the special weapon of a moon princess that shoots heart beams and moon dust.”’
Lol what
Zana
is 14% done
‘“It’s called a Tamagotchi. Take good care of it. The battery won’t last.”
He handed it back over and I clutched it to my chest, alarmed. Because it was of demonic origin, I had hoped it would last forever. I was saddened to hear that, like all pets, it was just as mortal.’
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— Feb 04, 2026 05:34PM
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He handed it back over and I clutched it to my chest, alarmed. Because it was of demonic origin, I had hoped it would last forever. I was saddened to hear that, like all pets, it was just as mortal.’
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Zana
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‘“Look what I managed to grab,” she said, smiling.
She showed me the card she had yanked off the demon’s skirt. It depicted some sort of white dragon with angry blue eyes. Between you and me, it looked kind of ugly, honestly.’
Blue eyes white dragon??
— Feb 04, 2026 09:29AM
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She showed me the card she had yanked off the demon’s skirt. It depicted some sort of white dragon with angry blue eyes. Between you and me, it looked kind of ugly, honestly.’
Blue eyes white dragon??
Zana
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‘I told Sistah Simone, “It’s the Sequel Demon.”
“The fuck is that?”
“It’s supposed to be harder and tougher than its predecessor.”’
Sequel demon?? 👁️👄👁️
— Feb 03, 2026 04:44PM
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“The fuck is that?”
“It’s supposed to be harder and tougher than its predecessor.”’
Sequel demon?? 👁️👄👁️
Lady Soulaa
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Omg, a gatekeeper demon. “What’s your favorite anime? You don’t belong in this space!!!” LOL
— Nov 29, 2025 04:53PM
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Lady Soulaa
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Okay, I just started and I’m loving it already. She with family and surrounded with love. The prologue was funny as well.
— Nov 29, 2025 04:05PM
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