Status Updates From Blackfire Rising

Called it

Rusalka, maybe?

Out of all these guys, Parish wins by a mile.

“In the age of the internet, keeping newspapers on microfiche was about as useful as trying to shoot a vampire.”

If you listen closely, you can hear my heart breaking.

“Blackfire may be military, but they’re not fucking stupid.”

*laughs in military brat*

Until proven otherwise, I’m picturing Sara as looking like Jill Valentine.