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Ohhh hell nah he lost me that wass so fcking badd im not sorry wth

Gooddd im obsessed with az ngl he is a goddess 🥵

I should have killed her the minute I set foot in this house. I haven’t. And now, I’m no longer capable of doing it.

“And what should I say to Guadalupe if she decides to make carne asada and finds a fucking dead body in the freezer?” “Who’s Guadalupe?” “My girlfriend,” he snaps. My eyebrows hit my hairline. “You’re ninety.” “I’m seventy-five! And for your information, Lupe says I don’t look a year over fifty.”

i already hate her brother omg

NOOO NOT THE DEAD GIRLFRIEND TROPE ACAIN