Status Updates From Mosquito Mansion and my Mis...

I tried with this one. I really did. There's nothing that makes me want to keep reading & I find I have to force myself to pick it up again. I hate when authors write the way the character talks (i.e. "Me na bin nowhere" & "Me you' savant, yeddy?") and then there's stuff like this: "Whichever and no matter how many it was, it was far too far to even think how far it was on such a hot-hot day." I just can't anymore.